Katie, and You…
IT ALL STARTED when your friend sent you Katie’s YouTube hit “I Didn’t F*ck It Up.”
FIRST you binge-watched the rest of her videos while at work. Many of them were NSFW, but it's a risk you had to take.
THEN you caught her solo show in New York City. Your best friend got a little too drunk but the show was amazing.
NEXT you hired her to perform at your non-profit’s fundraiser. The Executive Director rebooked her for the following year before the show was even over.
THEN you watched one of her web series. Then another.
NEXT you hired her for your new sitcom, playing the quirky-but-attractive best friend to the main character.
THEN after a successful first year in the role, the studio offered her a spin-off, though you objected to the title “She's So Katie!”
NEXT you helmed her campaign for Mayor of New York, claiming credit for the slogan “She's So Katie!”
BEFORE she was able to step in as Mayor, however, she was picked to head the United Nations Women’s Commission, a position for which she’s a shoe-in for next year’s Nobel Peace Prize.
NOW she won’t even bother to RSVP for your holiday party anymore. Some people.